Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Jolly Pumpkin Bam Biere Farmhouse Ale


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Jolly Pumpkin Bam Biere Farmhouse Ale
Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales
Dexter, MI

Listen, I don't believe in this mouthfeel mishmash. In fact my "mouth feels" a bit filthy saying it. But my "tongue feels" that this is a member of the fruit family. Namely the glockenspiel fruit playing Jesus music. It pings in there and bounces from tooth to tooth: boong baaang bong bong. And my belly says it is truly the spice lords stamping their gummy little feet into the loam and making footprints. And there's a tractor behind a barn carrying apples to a spice-barrel and dropping them in and all the monkeys are loose and throwing gobs of the pulp at the back of your throat and your uvula is saying "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh."



susan said...

it is so great to see an intelligent post on beer here on the internet.

Wörtwurst said...

This is the internet? I thought I was being paid by Time Magazine at the rate of $50 per word. :(