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Prilep Golden Dab Pils
I did a few google picture searches for Dab and found everything from dogs to pastries to beauty supplies and to most notably Scarlett Johansson. I also found many pictures of white people, namely college-aged to mid-twenties types, en masse drinking up a cheap storm. None of this might be related to our friend the Golden Pils, Dab, but then again much of it might be in an offhand way. Surely with the law of averages we can knock out the top and bottom pegs--Scarlett and white people, in that order-- and we're left with dogs and pastries and make-up. All right, let's just up and toss out the whole preceeding theory and go with an anagram B-A-D. A headache in a bottle. Better than Budweiser but not much and almost on par with Grolsch minus the swing-top circus which will soon bring to town my fresh tasty Oatmeal Stout homebrew.