Beck's Dark

  
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Beck's Dark
Brauerei Beck & Co.
Bremen, Germany

This is a man and this man says "beef to you!" Stocky, robust, with a few tacks to your tongue and then it's out and bleeding you dry. Not the coffee chocolate burning flambé of my daddy Samuel Adams Black Lager but the boxer that breaks your balls and then ices your chin for show kind of beer. Fo' sho'! Bites a little hard for me but then again I'm probably the closest thing to a man-bitch that still enjoys his women and swears at baseball games and guys named BILLY COLLINS! 2.97777 pig nips.

-Wörtwurst