Sunday, December 31, 2006

Rogue Chocolate Stout












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Rogue Chocolate Stout
Rogue Ales Brewery
Newport, OR

Dear Pa,

All's well on the plantation. The beer tree has been kind to us this year. Our latest pickin' was a choco-bomber. Mammy ws good enough to find an old Falstaff glass at the five and dime and here am I suppin' away in the tub. This one's not too stout in the body but the brain sure feels it right darn well. The chocolate notes are rich but smooth w/ only a burnt edge of hoppy smoke pudding. Kinda like possum's blood baked into a pie. Sally Sue thinks we should call it rogue but I beg to differ and have named it Shucks Darn Hip Hollerin' Good Chocolate Soda. The beer war hasn't been won yet pa but we sure 'nuff won this here battle. Keep fightin'

Your son,

H. K. Wörtwurst

-Wörtwurst

New Jolly Pumpkin, T-shirts and Beer Site of the Year

Jolly Pumpkin, the great Michigan artisan brewery, has a new brew out as well as merchandise! I will have the t-shirt below sooner than later. There are others designs and colors as well.

Perseguidor - A new sour blend chosen from select barrels to reflect our never ending pursuit and passion for perfection in every bottle. Cellared a further six months before being offered for sale. As always; unfiltered, unpasturized and naturally delicious. Not a single beer, but rather a journey into taste!

Limited Release
7.2% Alc./Vol.
750ml bottles
12 ounce bottles

In my only pick of the year deal: Hedonist Beer Jive is my vote for beer blog of the year. Choice name, insightful commentary and always a regular reader of my idiocy.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Trader Joe's 2006 Vintage Ale

Trader Joe's 2006 Vintage Ale
Unibroue Brewery
Chambly, Quebec

Gassy right down to the pearplum center. Like any Unibroue but with a wino's breath and five day stubble. That doesn't mean it's not a smooth and fruity ass Belgian waffle pumped full of wheat and drenched in syrup, it just means that it's pretty pronounced in its percentile prowess. Belgians are fine by me but being less a fanatic and more a dabbler in the genre they all come out tasting fairly similar: not like Jolly Pumpkin. Bwahahahaha. Bwahahahaha.

Hitachino glass not included.

-Wörtwurst

Friday, December 29, 2006

Samuel Adams Winter Lager












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Samuel Adams Winter Lager
Boston Brewing Co.
Boston, MA

Wrapping up my winter seasonals (mostly out of mercy to my tastebuds) I am once again disappointed. A winter bock that tastes like a summer bock that tastes like a spring bock, that tastes like a...you get the idea. A bock is a bock and this is clearly a bock. You think bock and you think spring. No? Heavy malt and wort and a sweet puncture of who cares what at this point in my lack of yuletide cheer and to all a good night!

-Wörtwurst

Thursday, December 28, 2006

12 Days of Christmas/Winter Beers

I did the profoundly stupid thing of buying seasonal glasses for this little feature and thus I'm sure somebody will tell me THOSE AREN'T BEER GLASSES! IT AFFECTS THE TASTE. AN AMBIENCE IS GAINED AT THE COST OF THE BEER'S SOUL! Oh well. I would have drunk out of a stocking if I'd thought of it before now.

I wasn't very happy with at least half of my selections and thus got burned out on beer in general. But this isn't a soap opera and you aren't housewives waiting for your afternoon fix so...

Sierra Nevada 2006 Celebration Ale












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Sierra Nevada 2006 Celebration Ale
Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.
Chico, CA

Ho-ho-ho-hoppppppy. Bl-bl-bl-blows. Following in the line of seasonals that proclaim a beer is a seasonal and adorn it with a winter scene only to have it taste like a standard. Sure there's some variance but it's the typical hopped-up monstrosity with a slight malt and fruit taste. Even the pictures suck on this one. SUCKS I tell you.

-Wörtwurst

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Lakefront Holiday Spice Ale












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Lakefront Holiday Spice Ale
Lakefront Brewing Co.
Milwaukee, WI

A beer concocted with more spices than a bakery rack of pastries, donuts, cookies and pies. There's honey, cinnamon, orange, coriander, nutmeg, and a figgy-raisin caramely malt. At times it's over-bearing but if you slow up and drink it naguidly it settles into a rather pleasant sipper around the cold fire of a computer screen in a darkened room in the early hours of Christmas Eve. This is what I expect from a holiday spirit. Something that makes you think of Christmas cookies and warm cider or punch. Not the greatest beer but one of the top seasonals that reminds you of the season. Amen to that.

-Wörtwurst

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Lost Coast Winterbraun












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Lost Coast Winterbraun
Lost Coast Brewery
Eureka, CA

Definitely my favorite of the self-labelled winter beers even though I wouldn't really consider it one. Then again most of the others I have reviewed didn't make a unique impression as being seasonals either. But it's like telling a tranny that he's not a woman. It breaks the poor little wooly bear's heart. So let's let the maker call it what he wants eh? This is a mellow stout or a rich black/brown lager with figgy tendrils and a chocolate smoke navel. There is a malty center that thickens outward into more malt and finishes with malt as well. All different of course but malty through and through. Part of a mixed six pack featuring Lost Coast selections (2 each of 3 different brews) from a beer of the month club that I received in the mail as a Christmas present. So far so good.

-Wörtwurst

Monday, December 25, 2006

O'Fallon Cherry Chocolate Ale












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O'Fallon Cherry Chocolate Ale
O'Fallon Brewery
O'Fallon, MO

Another non-roster invitee. I tried to pass this one over but its minimalist sensibilities coerced my inifinitely minimalist brain into reaction over action. I'm not sorry that it did. An anaseptic chocolate covered cherry meets the cold bricks of winter. This stuff is thin enough that it takes a good long while to warm up and that is ample time to down most of it without much effort. It is aptly called an ale as it doesn't really try to be dark or heavy and is satisfied being a good Christmas spirit. The only chains rattling in your attic will be that of your homegrown ghosts and not of the memorable visages noted in books and movies.

-Wörtwurst

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Geary's Winter Ale












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Geary's Winter Ale
D. L. Geary Brewing Company/Geary's Brewing Co.
Portland, ME

This wasn't on my original roster of winter seasonals and it probably shouldn't have been. But it is and thus the 12 days of Christmas beers will extend almost until New Year's. An apricoty, dry, hopped ale with a clear cut malt base that makes it a well-balanced brew but not especially great. Nothing you'd pour down the drain but it has nothing to offer the winter seasonal that it couldn't offer summer or spring. It does match the snow-less Christmas of artifice though and that's saying something I think.

-Wörtwurst

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Trader Joe's Winterfest Dark Double Bock Lager












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Trader Joe's Winterfest Dark Double Bock Lager
Trader Joe's Brewing Co.
San Jose, CA

Sometimes a bargain is a bargain and sometimes it's a cheap-ass thing. This isn't one of those cheap-ass beers but it's damned near close to it. Malty with a watered-down bock-like tasting consistency of one part wort and one and a half parts water. Maybe a pin-point of cinnamon but mostly mega so-so-ness. The dark qualities are only in the color and not in robustness. Cross this off your Christmas list.

-Wörtwurst

Friday, December 22, 2006

Kiuchi Hitachino Nest Celebration Ale 2005












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Kiuchi Hitachino Nest Celebration Ale 2005
Kiuchi Brewery
Japan

A strange pour of Belgian and root beer, sour and spice that reminds me of La Roja and a stick of licorice stirring the pot. Nothing like any of the other winter and holiday seasonals and usually when that's the case and these sorts steer from the norm it's for the worse, but not here. The champagne of winter beers.

-Wörtwurst

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Bell's Winter White Ale












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Bell's Winter White Ale
Bell's Brewing Co.
Kalamazoo, MI

It's Unibroue something or something with a drab disposition and a fresh coating of snow on the floor of its world. It doesn't feel like winter or X-mas the way an overnight snow in Ft. Lauderdale that melts by 9 AM doesn't. Typical quality white ale but as a seasonal it's out of season. Nothing distinct enough to make it a winter brew. There's no white Christmas here.

-Wörtwurst

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Redbridge from Anheuser-Busch makes the headlines on Yahoo News

Anheuser-Busch introduces sorghum beer

By JIM SALTER, AP Business Writer Wed Dec 20, 2:17 PM ET

ST. LOUIS - People with wheat allergies who have stayed away from beer now have a new option.

Anheuser-Busch Cos. Inc. on Wednesday introduced Redbridge, which the company called the first nationally available sorghum beer. Starting Wednesday, Redbridge is available in restaurants and stores carrying organic products.

Sorghum is the primary ingredient in the beer from the makers of the nation's top-selling full-calorie and light beers, Budweiser and Bud Light. Sorghum is a safe grain for those with wheat allergies. Anheuser-Busch is also marketing the beer as an alternative for those who choose wheat-free or gluten-free diets.

Brewmaster Kristin Zantop said that in addition to sorghum, the beer is made with imported hallertau and domestic cascade hops.

Anheuser-Busch said it worked closely with the National Foundation for Celiac Awareness in developing Redbridge. Celiac disease is a disorder that can cause damage to the intestines when anything is consumed containing gluten, a protein found in wheat, barley and rye.

An estimated 3 million Americans have been diagnosed with celiac disease, prompting an increased demand for gluten-free products.

At least three smaller brewers make gluten-free beer in the U.S. Lakefront Brewery Inc. of Milwaukee, Wis., makes New Grist out of sorghum and rice. Ramapo Valley Brewing in Hillburn, N.Y., makes Passover Honey Beer by adding hops to honey and molasses. Bard's Tale Beer Co. in Kansas City makes Dragon's Gold.

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On the Net:

Anheuser-Busch: http://www.anheuser-busch.com.

National Foundation for Celiac Awareness: http://www.celiaccentral.org.

Beery Christmas



Samuel Adams Holiday Porter












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Samuel Adams Holiday Porter
Boston Brewing Co.
Boston, MA

Burnt chocolate covered cherry pudding. Smoke from the fake flimsy metal chimney with the roiling light that makes the fake metal log fire up and flame. Caramel and malt. Santa and mama under the mistletoe making Donner and Blitzen's antlers steam and whistle, melting the acid snow. Just a few of the things on your wishlist that Kris Kringle has brought forth whether you wanted it or not. For some reason I temporarily bought into the anti-Samuel Adams is a macro brewery sentiment and forgot how good their beers are on a consistent basis. Shame on you Scrooge-face.

-Wörtwurst

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Samuel Smith Winter Welcome Ale












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Samuel Smith Winter Welcome Ale
Samuel Smith Old Brewery
England

It's a it's a it's a w-w-wo-w-won-wonder-wonderful life isn't it? All right who I am kidding. Eternal blackness await us all as soon as the reaper draws nigh. But we can trick ourselves on a regular basis and during special occasions that things are just peachy. Or appley in this case. Apple, other assorted dark fruits, malt, malt and malt and toasted grains aplenty. A hint of mistletoe hops and the bite that comes from seeing overbearing relatives once a year(said, "too often"). Luckily for me I am fairly ridden of such merriment but I toast you, consumer and carnivore, toaster and present opener, friend and familial gatherers with a drink befitting a man about to walk into the mouth of the holiday season with his antlers way up high. I'll see you under the table fighting for the table scraps with the dogs.

-Wörtwurst

Monday, December 18, 2006

Anheuser-Busch Winter's Bourbon Cask Ale












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Anheuser-Busch Winter's Bourbon Cask Ale
Anheuser-Busch Brewing Co.
St. Louis, MO

Blah humbug. Not the best way to start off the 12 Days of Christmas Beers. This question mark of a beer certainly has enough vanilla in it to sting your frozen wintertide tongue back to life, but barely. It's a very dull though copious over-running of vanilla. Not that it's overly bad but it's a bizarre coupling with the malt and a hint of the alcohol flavoring of bourbon that makes me think of "ingredients" to a thing more than a finished product. Like something is missing. Maybe some cinnamon or nutmeg. Clydesdales? Satan himself? Come on Budweiser, unlike most of the beer snobs, I want you to start making the best craft brews in the world so I can pay $4.99 for a six pack of great stout, amber ale, pumpkin beer, oktoberfest, etc etc. That's my only wish Anheuser Santa.

Notes: add a pinch of cinnamon and nutmeg to this thing and it's tolerable.

-Wörtwurst

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Anchor 2005 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Ale












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Anchor 2005 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Ale
Anchor Brewing Co.
San Francisco, CA


Apparently 2005 was a very good year for Anchor or this stuff just ages very well. Should it? Tastes somewhat like a bock in its own worty carmelly way but enhanced by some smoke and stout maltiness. There was a virulent suds and swirling in the pour and the balanced dark flavors had mild hallucinagetic qualities which maximize relaxation in a hot bathtub. Otherwise a cross pollination between a dark ale and a light stout.

On the second bottle I tried there was noticeably more spices that didn't come through on the original tasting along with a cranberryish taste that blended well with the syrupy caramel smoke. I guess you never know what you're going to get with year and a half old beer.

-Wörtwurst

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Samuel Adams Cranberry Lambic












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Samuel Adams Cranberry Lambic
Boston Brewing Co.
Boston, MA

Old suck-puss is back! All right so that was a little over-exaggeration based upon the plethora of reviews calling this bitch sassy and sour. It's not very sassy or sour but an off-sweet with a hint of hefe-wheat. Strong enough to make a fat man grab for bread and a crazy woman swing from her sweater over the mantle and into the fireplace screaming all the way, "I'M NOTTTTTTT A WIIIIIITCH!"

-Wörtwurst

Friday, December 15, 2006

Wychwood Bah Humbug












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Wychwood Bah Humbug
Wychwood Brewery Company Ltd
Witney, Oxon, England

There was a yearly ritual in my family of somebody always knocking over the Christmas Tree and somebody always exclaiming in an exasperated tone, "You had to ruin the holiday didn't you." But I suppose this is the common Christian-guilt complex which comes with the season. Well, somebody knocked the tree over on this beer and left a rock in my stocking. Is it bad? No. Is it exceptional? No. It is a mild raisiny-honey-figgy kind of drab sweetness draped in a malty beard that flows to the floor. The elves dropped something clandestinely into the wort pot that passes for a mildly spicy hop (Wink wink.) otherwise it tastes like 95% of English ales with none of the expected Christmas spice lace. A stocking stuffer but surely not a main gift.

-Wörtwurst

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Young's Winter Warmer












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Young's Winter Warmer
Young & Co.
London, England

I'm sitting at the edge of the malty river like Li Po did and contemplating the poetry of the Jingle Cats/Dogs. Who can listen to them and not hear a soulful conversion to the divine? So this brew climbs the ladder in hopes of putting the star on the Christmas tree of the winter seasonal. Unfortunately it doesn't quite make it though it topples many of these others en route. A deep malty spine that straps a spice pack of cinnamonesque harmony to its song and sings to the heavens like Otis Redding did pleading pleading pleading. Santa wants something more but this will do in the meantime.

Note:

The Peace/Love yellow-tinted glass is the showpiece. The little mug is the thing unwrapped of the spectacle though it is muddled as reindeer shite.

-Wörtwurst

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Steinhaus Fat Weasel Ale












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Steinhaus Fat Weasel Ale
Steinhaus Brewing Co.
Paso Robles, CA

$4.99 for a six pack
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

A real fumey Mfume this one be. A bit of rubbery malt on the lips with a diesely heart chock full of some panzer hop. You could power a mopad on this stuff or a night of cerebral backwash laughter with a couple of haunted high school chums. But who keeps their high school pals around after high school? Nice name & label, decent enough beer, great price and a chick magnet. You supply the pissed-up mattress in the woods.

-Wörtwurst

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Trader Joe's Vienna Lager












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Trader Joe's Vienna Lager
Trader Joe's Brewing Co.
San Jose, CA

$3.99 for a six pack
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

So your woman makes a quiche and you like leftovers with mashed potatoes. Just push two couches together in the basement to make a sleeping box and watch Scarlett Johansson and Ewen McGregor escape from a bubble and break apart half of futuristic Los Angeles because they are biologically superior to you and I and the FUZZ. Their trials and tribulations are your pleasure. Have some of the sweet nectared light bodied beer and remember that this life is only a movie. Swallow a few more ounces and recollect on Hitachino, on Jolly Pumpkin, on Stone's Smoked Porter and think to yourself: no king feasts better than I. It's hooey but it's nice to consider while drinking a beer. This one ain't so bad if you like Miller glutted with honey till its eyes bulge out. A nice 3 star selection.

-Wörtwurst

Monday, December 11, 2006

Trader Joe's Frugal Joe's Ordinary Beer












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Trader Joe's Frugal Joe's Ordinary Beer
Trader Joe's Brewing Co.
San Jose, CA

$3.99 for a six pack
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

Joe was pretty frugal when he built this tempered beast. Everything in a macro that you like and hate if you are so inclined to like or hate a macro. Rice body, see through top, able to go ten rounds, baby friendly and fancy free. I like the condescending avant garde label though that says, "I don't taste any better than Budweiser but I'm a humble prick and you should self-immolate and drink me with your Herb & Goat Cheese chips you yuppie."

-Wörtwurst

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Trader Joe's Josephs Brau Oktoberfest












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Trader Joe's Josephs Brau Oktoberfest
Trader Joe's Brewing Co.
San Jose, CA

$5.49 for a mixed six pack
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

I like this name. It's as tacky as a generic butter I once saw that was called "Is This Really Butter?" Well, this is really an Oktoberfest. Toasty sweetness and malty goodness with an infinitesimal amount of hop bitterness. A mosquito biteful. Slap it down slappy and get back to this sticky liquid sweetcake bread. No butter necessary.

-Wörtwurst

Saturday, December 09, 2006

E-mail Part 2

DON'T BE SAD LITTLE BOZOS!



E-mail is working again! Let the thousands of mails of praise flow forth.

Trader Joe's Bohemian Lager












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Trader Joe's Bohemian Lager
Trader Joe's Brewing Co.
San Jose, CA

$5.49 for a mixed six pack
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

Listen, the Trader Joe brewed for a discount beers aren't going to be world class rankers on BA. Then again they aren't supposed to be. Once you have that in mind you can enjoy them much more. Not the highest quality brew here, but with an above average toasty grain taste and a mocking little sweetness that throttles its tongue out and spits towards the macros, "I may be cheap but I still TASTE good." And it does. At $5.49 for a straight up or mixed sixer it tastes even better. You may not be able to thumb your nose towards Milwaukee and St. Louis while looking down it and daintly touch your mouth to your Delirium Tremens snifter(another word I despise!) and raise your pinky finger sky-high in a sophisticated grand sweep of air and time (& $$$), but you sure as hell can look at your wallet and your fridge and see in much more practical terms. Or maybe you're well-off...in that case just feed it to the gardener to pacify his primal urge to hate the rich and well-endowed.

-Wörtwurst

Friday, December 08, 2006

Ommegang Abbey Ale












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Ommegang Abbey Ale
Brewery Ommegang
Bangor, ME

$2.49 for a 12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

I'll admit that I got this beer only for the brilliant cap. Ommegang? Je nais se quoi? I don't know what it means and I don't care. Maybe it's like Häagen-Dazs' moniker and is merely fancy gibberish to give it an air of regality. Burnt caramel and toasty dark fruit, wheat, bread, alcohol and foam. That's all this is: a light picnic that serves as foreplay to nothing. I don't particularly think that Ommegang is anything special but I suspect that most people do. Compared to Budweiser it's special. Compared to many of the other Belgians it's just a good beer. Belgians compared to many American micros are merely good but nothing spectacular. It's price is also elevated to meet a certain expectation that I don't find met ever. Honi soit qui mal y pense.

-Wörtwurst

Thursday, December 07, 2006

E-mail

It seems that I have lost my e-mail account to thieves or an ill-advised password change which I don't recall making. So if you have left messages in any form they were never recieved by me. I changed my e-mail on the blog so all messages should come through though none have yet which is why I am writing this to begin with.

Coming soon:

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS & WINTER BEERS

Excitement!!!

Sea Dog Blueberry Wheat Beer












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Sea Dog Blueberry Wheat Beer
Sea Dog Brewing Co.
Bangor, ME

$4.99 for a mixed six
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

The first hooker I ever lay with was on a westaward jaunt to Yakima, WA in the summer of 1932. Her hair was auburn and when she laid out in that magical blueberry patch the sky turned bronze and my whiskers tightened like new banjo strings and sung like radiant sunshine on a copper bodice in the rain. 74 years from now, on my 162nd birthday, I shall remember this fine specimen of fruit beer. I was afraid that it was going to be wine-punchy like the Wild Blue but instead it retained the wheaty sweetness of Sea Dog Wheat and the tarty tang of blueberries in perfect assimilation. It's been a season since I had the Bar Harbor Blueberry but I recall that it tasted pretty much the way this does presently. Oh westwardrina.

-Wörtwurst

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Steinhaus Gila Monster












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Steinhaus Gila Monster
Steinhaus Brewing Co.
Paso Robles, CA

$4.99 for a mixed six
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

The taste and picture don't do this beer any justice. It's one of the most handsome looking beers even though it doesn't do must flavor-wise. Plenty of malt, a pinch of hopiness, slight toasty caramel and not much else. Not a bad drinker especially for $4.99 a six pack. It might not be the champagne of beers but it surely could qualify as the beer of champagnes.

-Wörtwurst

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Sea Dog Old East India Pale Ale












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Sea Dog Old East India Pale Ale
Sea Dog Brewing Co.
Bangor, ME

$4.99 for a mixed six
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

This one has the whiskers of cerberus (said as HOPS) but not really any of the bite of that frothing, maniacal beast. While this might not be a happy fact for the alcoholically insane it is for me. Just enough hop bite to make it a good change-up but it also retains a rabidly malty center that leaves a ring around your mouth. I don't like IPAs per se and this won't be a favorite of mine but as far as the genre goes this one, while probably not the best crafted, is at least pleasurable to drink.

-Wörtwurst

Monday, December 04, 2006

Sea Dog Wheat Beer












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Sea Dog Wheat Beer
Sea Dog Brewing Co.
Bangor, ME

$4.99 for a mixed six
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

This could pass for Lakefront's Klisch Pil's doppleganger and a step-kin to Sierra Nevada Wheat Beer, the only difference being the mild hop citrus umbilical of the latter brew. Like the Klisch it is sweet but not fruit beer or wine-ish candy sweet. Enough sweet to keep you romantically inclined but non-commital towards marriage and that's what most man-boobs are searching for right? Get a sixer and call her darling and stay as far away from Vegas as is humanly possible.

-Wörtwurst

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Steinhaus Jumping Cow Amber Ale












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Steinhaus Jumping Cow Amber Ale
Steinhaus Brewing Co.
New Ulm, MN

$4.99 for a mixed six
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's

If nothing else this beer is a purty amber with a nice foamy hairpiece. The first half of the glass was dominated by a citrusy hop bite that was a tad overbearing but the bottom half is totally malt with a minor note of sweet and hops. This is basically a minor league hop head's dessert. For the non-hophead it's a reasonable change of pace. Plus it has a great label of a mobile cow deftly leaping over three barrels. This seems about as plausible as the Dark Crusaders.

-Wörtwurst

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Sea Dog Riverdriver Hazelnut Porter












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Sea Dog Riverdriver Hazelnut Porter
Sea Dog Brewing Co.
Bangor, ME

$4.99 for a mixed six
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

Hazlenut smazlenut. This banger has a soon-to-expire milky taste to the base of its main-framed brain. Not bad but an unexpected change-up from the normally smokey flavor of a porter. I'm not a coffee guy and don't know what hazlenut tastes like so I won't comment on that portion of what I suspect is the milky taste here. Some baker's chocolate and dark grain filaments wafting up and making a decent sized head that invites you to warm it up in a pan and add tiny marshmallows like the Swiss Miss used to.

-Wörtwurst

Friday, December 01, 2006

Sea Dog Pumpkin Ale












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Sea Dog Pumpkin Ale
Sea Dog Brewing Company
Bangor, ME

$4.99 for a mixed six
12 oz bottle
Trader Joe's
Northville, MI

Thank Gambrinus, the horn of plenty, Gretzky, Allah and all the other deities, mojo pins and lucky charms for Trader Joe's!(look for one in your area NOW! They're everywhere.) $5.49 for a mixed six of Sea Dog (which aren't rated the greatest on BA, but oh well...) which I took two of these, a porter, blueberry ale, wheat ale and an IPA. Not to mention another mixed six for only $4.99 of various micros soon to be featured on the Lagerheads Bulletin For Mensa and Menses Survivors. Ah- a return to pumpkin beer! A thin wafer of a beer. Light pumpkin spice, nutmeg and maybe a flagella of cinnamon swinging its microscopic spice tale but I don't detect it. You can't get much lighter than this. But I'll say in its defense that it's very drinkable and enjoyable though it won't shake anything loose from the ceiling of your musty bat tower.

-Wörtwurst