Friday, March 16, 2007

Black Mountain Cave Creek Chili Beer



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Black Mountain Cave Creek Chili Beer
Black Mountain Brewing Co.
Cave Creek, AZ

This isn't funny. Seriously, even as a novelty beer this sucks ass. I took umbrage with such beers as Wild Blue and Leinie's Berry Weiss as being too winey and wimpy, well...this is what I imagine a cold post-Mexican food beer shit to taste like. It hurts going down and makes your heart literally burn in the cavity and jump around screaming, "¡No Más!"

-Wörtwurst

5 Comments:

Blogger Jay said...

This beer sounds absolutely appalling. You're a brave man for giving it a try.

Friday, March 16, 2007 8:40:00 PM  
Blogger Wörtwurst said...

I think that would qualify as STUPID, Jay. I knew it would be horrid and yet I still had to try it.

Saturday, March 17, 2007 1:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're all a bunch of pussy's. This beer rocks and should be available everywhere. If you can't take the heat then stay the hell out of the fire!!!!

Monday, December 31, 2007 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree, this shit is great after you've already had a few. chug it back and enjoy having testicles!

Saturday, February 02, 2008 5:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God these last two comments showed. I already worry for humanity when I watch the news. I was weeping for "men" everywhere until I finally read that others can handle this beer. Get out of your fruity umbrella clad comfort zone and try to get you pair back from your girlfriend every once in a while.

Friday, May 16, 2008 2:24:00 PM  

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