Kennebunkport Pumpkin Ale

Kennebunkport Pumpkin Ale
Kennebunkport Brewing Co.
Portland, ME

A gift sixer from good old Trader Joe Inc. $5.99 a mixed six pack.

Well...after trying to guess the weight of the T. J. branded monster pumpkin (I guessed 147 pounds) raffle I descended upon the beer aisle to get my pick. I was surprised to see 4 new beers that I had never come across at the au natural grocer. For some reason this stuff reminds me a lot of Sea Dog Brewing Co. and the bottles even give off that feel. It could or couldn't be true but I am too lazy right now to investigate so that's that.

So I've used every bromide and all the oft-repeated tales of horror and Halloweenie beers macabe and otherwise and now will go straight with these beer reviews henceforth. One fang of goblin sugars, two pumpkin gizzards, three heavy freckles of werewolf dander and the malty extract of one long-ago deceased mummified princess comprise this hallow brew. I can't say that it's a great beer but it's good enough that I lick my whiskers and smile just like my cheshire cousin (you guess the lyrics and songster.).