Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Goose Island Demolition



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Goose Island Demolition
Goose Island Beer Co.
Chicago, IL

As I've said before: Belgians are a nice fine beer but most taste nearly the damn same. Obviously there are variations to them but for the most part the difference is semantics (well...and ingredients!). Jolly Pumpkin, which is considered an off-kilter in the Belgian field, is one of the few exceptions. But this isn't JP and this isn't a demolition other than on a bottle label story by the brewers. Very drinkable nonetheless.

-Wörtwurst

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    Tuesday, January 30, 2007

    New Century Edison Light Beer



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    New Century Edison Light Beer
    New Century Brewing Company
    Hingham, MA

    Well...they've done it! New Century has replicated the standard macro grog in the form of a sleek bodied light beer. But that's the sort of thing that everyone is trying to get away from these days. The appeal to a Budweiser man would be the same as a contest between softball and baseball: he'd watch either if it had near-naked women in it and then go back to old faithful for his primary entertainment. There's no switch appeal to it. But the cap art is brilliant and if it wasn't for that and the fact that Trader Joe's let's you break up sixers I'd never have tried it.

    -Wörtwurst

    Monday, January 29, 2007

    Ale of a job
















    January 30, 2007

    Willie Simpson discovers that a 'brewery tour' can be hard work.

    PLENTY of people fantasise about becoming a craft brewer but few appreciate the hard yakka involved in small-scale beer making. Scott Wilson-Brown, of Red Duck Brewery in Camperdown, dreamed up his "live like a brewer for a day" event so he could put his feet up and issue orders to a trio of wannabe brewers. They, in turn, got to make a batch of pale ale and learn the ropes.

    "We wanted to do something for the people on our mailing list that no one else could offer," Wilson-Brown says. "There are plenty of brewery tours - which all seem to end with a tasting in the lovely cellar door - but we don't have a cellar door, so we can't offer that.

    "I thought there must be plenty of curious beer lovers out there who would relish the opportunity to experience a brew day - the stress, work, worry, waiting, heat and sweat, and then the elation when the wort is finally cooled, yeast pitched and fermenter sealed. Then it's time for a cleanser and congratulations."

    (read more...)

    Detroiters and their beers


    By Patricia Zacharias and Vivian B. Baulch / The Detroit News

    (more photos at link above)

    Americans have always loved their brewskies. And we're not the only ones. Beer has cheered mankind since the dawn of recorded history. The ancient Sumerians made and consumed the brew more than 5,000 years ago and Egyptians were also fond of a tankard of beer after a hard day's work.

    Later, ferocious Vikings bolstered their courage before battle by gulping down ale. If they drank enough they were known to plunge into battle sans armor or even clothing. (The word berserk supposedly meant "bare shirt" in ancient Norse.)

    And some historians say one reason the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock rather than sailing on to Virginia was because the ship's beer supply was running low. According to the Mayflower's log, the crew worried about running out of beer and put the passengers ashore so they could drink water and stop depleting the precious cargo.

    Once ashore, the Pilgrims quickly adapted to their new home and built brewhouses capable of making familiar English style ales.

    George Washington, an avid amateur brewer, left beer recipes for us, which are now kept at the New York Public Library. After the American Revolution, the U.S. goverment limited the import of English beer, which allowed regional breweries to flourish., and by the beginning of the Civil War in 1860, 1,269 breweries were producing beer and ale in this country.

    As the nation expanded westward, so did beer production. Milwaukee became home to the Miller, Pabst and Schlitz breweries because of its Lake Michigan harbor, easy access to fresh water and grain and its large German immigrant population.

    European immigrants also landed in Detroit bringing with them a taste for beer and ale. In 1836 a single brewery on River Road--now Woodbridge Street--supplied the demand. Records indicate that this brewery required 20,000 bushels of barley per year, not an insignificant amount.

    A German brewer, Frederick Ams, arrived in Detroit in 1848 and introduced lager to the thirsty citizens. Another German immigrant, Bernhard Stroh, established himself in Detroit and by the mid 1800s Detroit had four brewers.

    But there was growing opposition to beer drinking, which was viewed culturally as a man's vice. The beer drinker was seen by many as an instigator of barroom brawls who then went home to beat his wife. The backlash grew, fueled by the growing movement among women for equality and the vote.

    In 1916 Billy Sunday spent two months in Detroit preaching against Demon Rum and beer drinking just prior to the vote on the 18th Amendment. As a result, Michigan became the first state to ratify Prohibition.

    Hailed as a great experiment, Prohibition was in fact a disaster. The National Prohibition Act, known as the Volstead Act, became law in January, 1920, banning the manufacture, transportation, sale and consumption of alcohol. Millions of Americans became instant criminals simply because they chose to continue to drink beer or whisky.

    The act helped create a vast network of liquor smugglers and illegal drinking places that catered to the nation's thirsts. At the height of Prohibition there were as many as 25,000 blind pigs (illegal drinking places) operating in the Detroit area. People drank everywhere, from speakeasies to private clubs to established restaurants to storefronts, and, of course, they drank at home. A federal commision reported in 1931 that prohibition had become unenforceable.

    During the Depression, a time when many Americans might have wanted to drown their sorrows in a pint or two, alcohol remained illegal. Many began calling for repeal.

    On May 14, 1932, Detroit Mayor Frank Murphy joined a huge parade against Prohibition. More than 40,000 spectators cheered the thousands of beer lovers and a police escort led them on a winding journey through downtown Detroit.

    A 200-piece band accompanied the festivities with veterans of the Great War leading the parade. Detroit's ethnic communities turned out and organized labor marched for the right of workers to take a sip or two after a long work day. Banners declared that income derived from a beer tax would save the country from the long weary Depression.

    Marchers sweating in the hot sun would yell, "Who wants a bottle of beer?" Spectators on the sidewalks would holler in response: "I do!" The back and forth chant became the parade's rally cry.

    Opponents of repeal tried to play down the significance of the event. The Rev. R.N. Holsaple, Superintendant of the Michigan Anti-saloon League, estimated the crowd at only about 1,000, not the approximately 50,000 that the police estimated.

    In 1933 Prohibition was repealed. President Franklin Roosevelt remarked: "I think this would be a good time for a beer."

    After repeal Detroit resumed its role as a brewing center. Favorable climate, exceptionally good water, convenient shipping, conventioneers, tourists, bowlers, amateur baseballers and hard-working Detroit drinkers kept local breweries busy.

    Nationally the number of legal brewries in 1934 hit 725. By 1940, 15 Detroit brewers supplied beer not only locally but some, nationally. In the state of Michigan a total of 40 breweries produced 3.25 million barrels annually.

    Labels included Tivoli Beer ("77 Laboratory Tests Gurantee Purity, Wholesomeness and Controlled Goodness"), Von Beer, ("Youve Tried the Rest Now Try The Best"), Cadillac Beer ("Always Good! Always The Same"), Banner Beer by Fritz Goebel ("For REAL Enjoyment") and Pfeiffers Beer.

    By the late '50s the number of Michigan breweries had shrunk to 15 as big brewers went national, capturing markets once dominated by local brewers. In 1962, two Detroit brewers merged, E&B and Pfeiffer. E&B's Detroit roots went back to 1873, when it was established at 2437 Orleans as the Eckhardt & Becker Brewing Co.


    National mergers continued and the total number of U.S. breweries fell to 176 in 1967, to 76 by 1971 and to 64 by 1973.

    The last brewery left standing in Detroit was Stroh's.

    But it all ended May 1, 1985 when the city's last brewery closed its doors. The Cuyahoga Wrecking Co. imploded the historic steamy Stroh's landmark on Gratiot a year later as thousands watched, crying in their beers.

    During Prohibition, Julius Stroh had clung to his business by switching production to near beer (beer with its alcohol extracted), soft drinks, and ice-cream. Though production of most of these items ceased when Prohibition ended in 1933, a special unit of the brewery continued to make Stroh's Ice Cream.

    After Julius Stroh's death in 1939, his son Gari assumed the presidency. Gari's brother John succceeded him in 1950 and became Stroh's chairman in 1967. Gari's son, Peter, who had joined the company following his graduation from Princeton in 1951, became president in 1968.


    In 1964 the company made its first move toward expansion when it bought the Goebel Brewing Company, a rival across the street. The company had decided it could no longer compete as a local brewer and was about to move into the national scene. One reason was a costly statewide strike in 1958 that shut down Michigan beer production and allowed national brands to gain a foothold here. When Peter Stroh took over the company in 1968 it still had not regained the market share lost in the strike 12 years previous.

    Stroh ended a 40-year relationship with a local advertising agency for a large national agency and began targeting the larger national market. By 1971, Stroh Brewery had moved from 15th to 13th place nationally and in 1972, it entered the top 10 for the first time. A year later it hit eighth place.

    Peter Stroh's willingness to depart from years of tradition enabled Stroh's to survive, but the changes were hard to swallow for many Stroh's employees. Stroh broke the company's tradition of family management and recruited managers from companies such as Proctor & Gamble and Pepisco. He also introduced a light beer, Stroh's Light.

    By 1978 Stroh's served 17 states and its production capacity was severely strained. The F&M Schaefer Brewing Company had fallen victim to the Miller beer wars and Stroh's took over all of Schaefer's stock. In 1981, the combined breweries ranked seventh in beer sales.

    In 1982 Stroh bid for 67 percent of the Schlitz Brewing Company. By spring of that year, Stroh had purchased the entire company, making Stroh's the third largest brewery in America.

    During the takeover Schlitz fought a fierce battle in the courts trying to remain independent. Finally the Justice Department approved the acquisition. By 1988 annual sales reached $1.5 billion.

    But changing tastes and lifestyles began to eat into the company's success. Heavy debt drained Stroh's ability to compete. Declining sales and severe financial problems conspired to put an end to a long brewing tradition. Cutbacks and layoffs failed to halt the bleeding.

    Peter Stroh, chairman of the company his family founded a century-and-half ago, negotiated a deal to sell most of his beer operations to Coors. According to industry analysts, acquisitions made by Stroh's in the fiercely competitive beer industry ultimately made it weak.

    But the deal with Coors fell through. Stroh's sold its ice cream operation to an Ohio company and in 1987 redeveloped its former headquarters into Brewery Park, a modern office complex.

    But the end finally came on Feb. 8, 1999, when word came down from Stroh headquarters that the 149 year-old brewer was selling its labels to Pabst Brewing Co. and Miller Brewing Co.

    John Stroh III, now company president and chief executive, said of the decision to sell: "Emotionally, it was an extremely difficult one to make, knowing that it would impact our loyal employees, and recognizing that it would mean the end of our family's centuries old brewing tradition that had become, in essence, an important part of our identity.

    Jeff Bradley, a former Detroit police office in charge of security for tenants at Stroh's River Place, summed up most Detroiters' feelings for the company: "Stroh's symbolized Detroit, the same as the Tigers and the Lions -- when they were good. Stroh's has been in Detroit forever."

    Black Toad Dark Ale



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    Black Toad Dark Ale
    Black Toad Brewing Co.
    Chicago, IL

    It's that time of month again! No, not the menses, but Sunday morning beer in the tub time. My preference is to never drink more than 2-3 beers in any given day and to spread them out over the day. Noon, 3 & 9PM are the perfect times and hardly ever with a meal. Gary Null, the PBS diet-guru has me believing that drinking liquids should not be done until 15 minutes or more after a meal is consumed so that everything can properly digest and all the necessary nutrients are somewhat absorbed. Of course he didn't envision this to include Taco Bell and McDonalds. Anyhow, morning is a perfect time to have a beer on occasion. Your senses are hopped up and atuned to strict rationality and peacefulness until the world smashes that open headlong and infinitely. So the Black Toad! Heavy carmelized malt that leaves a vapor trail of smoke and light powdered dry choco on the tongue. A medium baked schwartz with subtle features, like Milli Vanilli, but the bottle ain't singing either though the beer behind the subtleness is.

    -Wörtwurst

    Sunday, January 28, 2007

    Ultimate Factories: Budweiser


    National Geographic Channel
    Sunday, January 28, 2007 at 9PM

    Beer is the world's most popular alcoholic beverage. Every year, factories brew more than 40 billion gallons of the foaming libation, enough to fill 50,000 Olympic swimming pools but the Anheuser-Busch factory brews more beer than any of the others. This manufacturing goliath is a state-of-the-art technological marvel. With the daunting task of making every drop taste like the perfect Budweiser, Anheuser-Busch has used the same yeast strain since 1876.

    * * * * *

    Not a bad little documentary at all. Nothing really in the way of history but the brewing process is as well documented as you're going to get in a 1 hour program about a company. There was a segment on the Clydesdales and sports marketing etc, but overall it was a pretty good show. Plus they mentioned the GABF and the fact that there are many many breweries across the states with many distinct styles. Bravo to that.

    A few short videos of the show:



    Victory Prima Pils



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    Victory Prima Pils
    Victory Brewing Company
    Downingtown, Pennsylvania

    Why is it acceptable to be imbibing in drink past 3AM while watching a foreign jobby (Crimen Ferpecto) but immoral while catching a Mr. Rogers rerun mid-morning? Fight the power! As far as pils go this is a semi-sweet and semi-refreshing one with minor hop corrosion when I expected it to be hopped to all hell and back. Pils are not a favorite of mine but if I had to be force fed one this might as well be it.

    -Wörtwurst

    Perseguidor by Jolly Pumpkin

    I forgot to mention my visit to Jolly Pumpkin last weekend. Mostly because it was uneventful. I was happy to have gotten a t-shirt but was disappointed to find out that the Perseguidor had all been bought up. It's all gone. Another year of waiting for it to hatch from the extra sour oak barrels. But I was told by Mrs. Jeffries that the beer is basically La Roja and Bam Biere aged in the sour oak barrels. Which gives me an idea: mix them up at home and add some souring agent ( in all of my wisdom Sour Patch Kids candy is the first thing that came to mind) and some oak. Which is a terrible idea and will prolly result in me being sick or causing some kind of chemical meltdown inside the house or the housing of my stomach cavity. I'll make a crappy camera video so my death can be witnessed all across the world in the name of beer.

    Saturday, January 27, 2007

    Dixie Blackened Voodoo Lager



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    Dixie Blackened Voodoo Lager
    Dixie Brewing Co.
    New Orleans, LA

    This is a flat bock-like malty quarter-stout with not much character of flavor and a sweet-tart worth of sweetness. It's not very black and/or voodoo and conjures up more of a mundane card trick than a hocus pocus witch's spell. I would call it a N'Orl'ans Swamp H20 but that seems a bit crude considering the state of Louisiana after Katrina. Or even a crocodilic pancreatic backwash but after the death of Steve Irwin that's a bit morose. So let me just settle on blanderosa. A black version of a bland red.

    -Wörtwurst

    Friday, January 26, 2007

    Josef Bierbitzch Golden Pilsner



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    Josef Bierbitzch Golden Pilsner
    Academy of Fine Beers
    Corona Del Mar, CA

    Remember in the 80s (I don't!) when Doug Casey and the Mises-based economists and saltimbancos said to buy gold to combat the inflationary greenback and to make a killing off other people's pain in the next stock market crash? Yes, and gold is fatly engorged at $600+ per ounce nowadays but beer is still beer. Mr. Bitzch's golden pils is not so well-endowed but glows dully like an ingot and makes people turn around at the beer store when you ask for it by name. A little sweet and not very potent but smooth all the way to the missing umlaut in old Jack's name on the crest of arms. Laissez faire bitzches!

    -Wörtwurst

    Thursday, January 25, 2007

    I found something to do with all of my empties

    Arbor Brewing Red Snapper Special Bitter Roasty Pale Ale



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    Arbor Brewing Red Snapper Special Bitter Roasty Pale Ale
    Arbor Brewing Co.
    Ann Arbor, MI

    Toss has arrived! Who huh? Don't worry about it little man, I saw it on a church sign coming back from the beer store X3. A hop dart is the bullseye on this bitter and as advertised a roasty one at that. Two small-handed fists of foam built its motor up from bottom to top and it just keeps churning up dull toasted pins that pick at the tongue. Keep it off your mustache if you can Beardsley.

    -Wörtwurst

    Beer on the Wall Beer of the Month Club


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    I've mentioned this Beer on the Wall Beer of the Month Club before but seeing as I received my second shipment today I have a reason to post pictures. The little lady bought this as a Christmas present for me and I am rather grateful. Grateful enough that I said today, "I want this for my birthday too!"

    Anyhow, the hoppies have arrived and between this and the Lost Coast Brewery mixed six (two bottles of three varities) I'm rather pleased. This probably isn't for you left coasters as the beers are all California micros but for us midwesterners, east coasters and others some of these beers never reach us or are a trek to find.

    It's $20.95 per month for a six pack and $35.95 for a twelve pack. They say "free shipping" but obviously it's figured into the cost and is well worth it if you can't otherwise get the brands offered. I'd say more than a six month subscription would be pressing it but with the quality beers on their roster you really can't lose.

    Wednesday, January 24, 2007

    Founders Black Rye Dark Ale



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    Founders Black Rye Dark Ale
    Founders Brewing Co.
    Grand Rapids, MI

    Mogwah the freckled one here. A motor oil density with rusty flakes suspended in the coagulating well. The hopped-rye is well-defined, giving this swampy brew a stouty demeanor. I'd say that the alcohol content is high but I'm a light weight as far as drinking goes and this hairy knuckler snaps my head back like a well-greased door knocker.

    -Wörtwurst

    Tuesday, January 23, 2007

    Goose Island Trinity Red Ale



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    Goose Island Trinity Red Ale
    Goose Island Brewing Co.
    Chicago, IL

    This one features a triumvirate of y's: roasty, malty and hoppy. To varying degrees of arousal with roasty and malty in the forefront of the ménage à trois and old hopper highlighting the background with a distinct but not over-bearing affect. Average as far as reds go but then again reds are mostly of median taste to begin with now aren't they?

    -Wörtwurst

    A Beer a Day for a Year

    Not that most of us aren't already doing this but I caught this on a planet full of beer blogs and thought it merited a quick snippet.

    Monday, January 22, 2007

    Fuller's London Pride



    I know, I KNOW...the video quality sucks. I'm working out the kinks of lighting.

    Fuller's London Pride
    Fuller Smith & Turner PLC
    England

    Wow, a pale ale that I actually gulped down. A buttery malty caramel hop that never pricks your tongue but more or less strokes it with a stick of oleo! That sounded more sexual than it needed to be. Nothing like any APA that I've had and this is a benefit only as far as taste can go. Unfortunately the taste has to travel across the Atlantic when there are many capable American brewers who should be doing something like this with their boring pale ales. The 25 million per year spent on Beckham would be much wiser spent on this winning import. GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

    -Wörtwurst

    Pet shop owner creates beer for dogs

    AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - After a long day hunting, there's nothing like wrapping your paw around a cold bottle of beer. So Terrie Berenden, a pet shop owner in the southern Dutch town of Zelhem, created a beer for her Weimaraners made from beef extract and malt.

    "Once a year we go to Austria to hunt with our dogs, and at the end of the day we sit on the verandah and drink a beer. So we thought, my dog also has earned it," she said.

    Berenden consigned a local brewery to make and bottle the nonalcoholic beer, branded as Kwispelbier. It was introduced to the market last week and advertised it as "a beer for your best friend."

    "Kwispel" is the Dutch word for wagging a tail.

    The beer is fit for human consumption, Berenden said. But at euro1.65 ($2.14) a bottle, it's about four times more expensive than a Heineken.

    Sunday, January 21, 2007

    A few highlights from the recent Michigan Beer Guide Jan-Feb. 2007

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    Front Cover


    Bell's Winter White Ale Ad


    Dragonmead new beers. Ring of Fire Ale made with jalapenos and other peppers sounds pretty damn interesting.


    Michigan Brewers Guild Winter Beer Festival


    Michigan Brewpubs & Microbreweries map


    Arbor Brewing Co. Winter Beer Fest Party Bus

    Gubernija Ekstra Weisse Beer



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    Gubernija Ekstra Weisse Beer
    Gubernija Brewery
    Lithuania

    I have to tell you that I expected the worst from this cheap sixer but this stuff is rather brilliant! If not brilliant at least pretty damn good. Pours a sickly-ass color from a bottle that resembles an old Buick with its bulkiness. It has more white stubble on the double chin then I do when my grizzly beard grows out in its duo tricolor rug. Not as complex as a Unibroue by any means but it has the hints of that wheaty quality. If you stuff enough bologna into your pie hole while eating your faux steak dinner you might even see yourself as one of those Vikings on the Maudite bottle heading towards Valhalla. On we sweep with threshing oars!

    -Wörtwurst

    American Craft Beer and Food: Perfect Companions

    I received this in the mail from my housemate's ex-girlfriend (who I gave some of my crappy malt extract homebrews to in the summer) in a letter to him from places west. I didn't ask why or what for as per usual. I don't even really like drinking a beer with a meal though I will once in a while, preferring to snack on candy and junk food when imbibing, but maybe you do.

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    Saturday, January 20, 2007

    Samuel Adams Boston Ale



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    Samuel Adams Boston Ale
    Boston Beer Co.
    Boston, MA

    Not a far cry from a kölsch but lacking the ever-sweetness of one and more ballsy than its German kinfolk. In fact this is one of SAs more tackish treats, which isn't saying much because most are creamy, sweet and smooth and not brusk. Not overly courageous by any means but a drinker like your Uncle Salty was when he was eyeing the hottie totties from the porch steps on a hot summer night.

    -Wörtwurst

    Friday, January 19, 2007

    Foster's Special Bitter



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    Foster's Special Bitter
    Foster's Group Limited
    Australia

    Beeeeeeah! A sugar water malt that doesn't quite quit. A whole can's worth of standard macro refreshment that never really reaches a hop-cone's worth of bitterness until the last few swigs make a stinging broth. Actually not a bad beer at all that can be had on the cheap for a small garbage can's worth of elixir. If you want world class this ain't it. If you're too poor for a swimming pool and need to cool down in the summer then break out your big foam can holder, rubber chicken and jump on in.

    -Wörtwurst

    Thursday, January 18, 2007

    Michigan Superior Stout



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    Michigan Superior Stout
    Michigan Brewing Co.
    Webberville, MI

    I can't remember ever having a stout from a Michigan craft brewer that wasn't good, even though Bell's Expedition was too hoppy for me and ranks as a lone major disappointment. This one is no exception. A man-sized morsel of coffee fuels the engine of this beer. Smoked deep chocolate coffee with roots growing out of it because it's so strong. Hell, the roots are clawing to get out of my chest and build their own little bonsai tree sized stout. My eyes are liquid heavy even typing this out. Get on the boat, plane, train, car or your feet and make a pilgrimage to this stout paradise. However, I can't promise good weather or luck. Partly stouty with trouser stains, my good man, is all that you can hope for.

    -Wörtwurst

    Wednesday, January 17, 2007

    Boyne River Log Jam Ale



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    Boyne River Log Jam Ale
    Boyne River Brewing Company
    Boyne City, MI

    Caramel-sweet and malty mud-crawled to the bottom of the river. Beavers make the logjam and leave barky flakes in this brown bitter. A bit like their brown ale but there is a zing of sweetness and sourness that might be cherry in small doses. Of course this stuff is rather flat because it is OLD and defunct but it isn't all that bad. A second ranker behind the Lake Trout in their repertoire but a distant second at that.

    -Wörtwurst

    Guinness apartment opens door into Dublin's past

    By Kevin Smith Tue Jan 16, 6:31 PM ET

    DUBLIN (Reuters) - It's a fragment of Dublin's past that few know about and fewer still ever see.

    Hidden in a red-brick tenement in the city's historic Bull Alley district, Number 3B, Iveagh Buildings, remains exactly as it was a century ago when Irish philanthropist and brewing magnate Edward Cecil Guinness made quality housing a reality for many of Dublin's poor.

    Suspended in time, as though its occupant had just stepped out to buy a newspaper, the tiny three-room apartment with its creaking furniture and dusty knick-knacks, allows a fascinating glimpse into an era that is fast fading from view in a newly affluent and rapidly changing Ireland.

    Number 3B was preserved as a museum piece in 2002 after the death at the age of 95 of its last tenant, Nellie Molloy, who had lived there all her life, resisting all offers to bring her flat up to the modern standards enjoyed by her neighbors.

    "Nellie lived with her mother, looking after her until she died in 1967 and after that she just wanted to keep it as it was in her mother's day," said Gene Clayton, chief executive of the Iveagh Trust, set up in 1890 by the then head of the Guinness brewing empire to provide housing for the working poor.

    "When Nellie died we decided not to refurbish because the flat's the last of its type, and we arranged to buy the contents from her relatives," Clayton said.

    COMMUNAL BATHROOM

    Those contents include a Singer treadle sewing machine, a scuffed leather sofa, a small coal-burning range and a German-made Goetze piano in surprisingly good tune.

    Vying for wall space with copious Roman Catholic iconography are framed family photographs, among them the proud, uniformed figure of Nellie's father, Sgt Major Henry John Molloy of the 5th Leinster Regiment, on leave from World War One.

    Nearby, a domestic science diploma from 1922 attests to Nellie's home-making skills.

    On a dresser in the bedroom, antique toiletries include "brilliantine" hair gel and a bottle of perfume promising all the romance of an "Evening in Paris."

    Meals would have been cooked on a small stove in a corner of one of the tiny bedrooms, while bathroom facilities were across the hallway and would have been shared with four other families.

    While a wall-mounted gas mantle harks back to Victorian times, the flat is wired for electricity -- Nellie's one concession to progress.

    The flat -- which is not open to the public -- may be cramped but it is cozy and given the block's central location and rents of between 40 and 85 euros ($52-$110) a week compared to a Dublin average of 300 euros ($388) a week, it is not difficult to see why tenants tend to settle for the long term.

    'GUINNESS IS GOOD FOR YOU'

    The Iveagh Buildings -- one of the finest examples of Edwardian architecture in Dublin -- was just one of the amenities financed by Guinness, who floated the "black beer" business started by his older brother Arthur on the stock market in 1886 and retired, the richest man in Ireland, aged 40.

    Guinness, who became the first Lord Iveagh in 1891, quickly set about putting chunks of his vast fortune to charitable use.

    Along with 1,200 apartments, he also provided a 500-room hostel for down-on-their-luck working men, a public bathhouse, a children's play center and sheltered housing for the elderly, most of which are still operational, funded from rental income.

    In Britain around the same time, Guinness built nearly 30,000 flats for the working poor, most of them in the capital.

    Having returned to Dublin three years ago from a career in social housing in London, Clayton says his aim is to upgrade the older building stock so it will last another century.

    But he retains a particular affection for Number 3B: "It will remain as it is as long as we're around, because really the longer it exists the more important it becomes."

    Tuesday, January 16, 2007

    Stoudt's Fat Dog Oatmeal Stout



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    Stoudt's Fat Dog Oatmeal Stout
    Stoudt's Brewing Co.
    Adamstown, PA

    Just as the man-rule of female nudity in a movie automatically gives it two stars out of four so goes the porter-stout rule. No, not female nudity in/on a stout-porter just the stout-porterness equals two stars. This one starts off as a high spectrum dark with gobs of chocoffee but as it warms it has a haze of alcohol about it with subtle to well-defined caramel accents. Almost becoming bock-like with a malty presence that turns creamy as a licquer with a noticeable alcohol presence like one gets in a Bailey's Irish Creme amidst the velvet. Not the typical oaty but then again this one was on a dusty shelf and looked like it had been for a long time.

    -Wörtwurst

    Monday, January 15, 2007

    Healthy?




    Caloric Values of Beer (SOME!)























    Beer's Bad Rap for Carbs Unjustified

    N. V. Hollandia



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    N. V. Hollandia
    Bavaria Brouwerij N.V.
    Netherlands

    Besides the expected up-turned nose, the downward pointed thumb and the sycophantic ass-kiss to the Macro-micro Craft Beer God this isn't a bad drinker. Light-bodied, clean-jowled and a nice clear complexion. Almost like Ms. America except this isn't naked in a bar making out with Ms. Teen USA. Enough hop and malt presence to let you know that you're drinking a beer but not so much that you're breaking your wallet or fighting off some other BAer for the top 10 rating which in actuality tastes about the same as the 20th and 30th ranker. Better then Heineken but then again that's not really a compliment is it?

    -Wörtwurst

    Sunday, January 14, 2007

    Arbor Brewing Olde Number 22 Alt Bier



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    Arbor Brewing Olde Number 22 Alt Bier
    Arbor Brewing Co.
    Ann Arbor, MI

    This is fast becoming a favorite of mine. But just as fast it's gone! Most times this one doesn't last five minutes in the glass and this time not even 2. A roasted sour mash of equal parts hop and malt. Dark but very drinkable and not a lightweight. I could easily drink this on a full-time basis. The only draw-back is an over-extended foamhead that takes minutes to tame in the glass. You'll find yourself tipping the glass full-tilt over and licking up trying to grab onto the billowing clouds with your tongue.

    -Wörtwurst

    Saturday, January 13, 2007

    Bosteels Tripel Karmeliet



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    Bosteels Tripel Karmeliet
    Brouwerij Bosteels
    Belgium

    A watery tomato-soupish gold (I'm told, but being red-green colorblind it appears to be pink to me.) pour that offers up a heavy dose of malty caramel. A little like the Hellekapelle I had a month or so ago but this one has a sweetness of apples, melons and wine-ish grape. It's so murky that you might need a foghorn and floodlight so you don't ground on the malty reef. But maybe you want to sink your ship of swank and swim down there with the mermaids. But when the sirens of today sing they sing emo songs so you'll be covering your ears for a different reason Captain Poopdeck.

    -Wörtwurst

    Friday, January 12, 2007

    Lost Coast Great White Ale



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    Lost Coast Great White Ale
    Lost Coast Brewery
    Eureka, CA

    A literal near-twin of Pyramid's Apricot Weizen but with a slightly more burly build and hoppy skin. Nothing to whine and complain or become snarky about with this one. Clean and virginal as the Vienna snows but without those weird speaking people clamoring up the mountainside to go skiing and hiking and getting in your way. Everything that I have gotten in my beerclub gift package from Lost Coast has been above par and quite excellent. I'm not sure how much it cost since it was a gift but I do know that it was one of the cheaper beer of the month clubs and it doesn't disappoint. I'm patiently awaiting the next shipment.

    -Wörtwurst

    The Beer Snob


    Hey, there's another beer snob in town. Check out his blog and add him. Yeah, he's another crazy drunk like you and I. Get to it Steiny!

    Thursday, January 11, 2007

    Boyne River Brown Ale



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    Boyne River Brown Ale
    Boyne River Brewing Co.
    Boyne River, MI

    A heavily malt-laden brown ale with whiskers of sweetness that don't do much except highlight the malt. Half-way through I began to taste some nuttiness but this did nothing to undermine the MALT. MALT through and through to the end when the nuttiness gives way to a Hershey's chocolate syrup like taste and a goober of roastiness that cannot save this beer. But what's to save when it's already a dinosaur and I'm merely drinking from the fossil.

    -Wörtwurst

    Wörtwurst George Bush Imperial Czar Vanilla Mocha Lager

    Wörtwurst George Bush Imperial Czar Vanilla Mocha Lager
    Wörtwurst, Trüb & Pecksniff, Inc
    Plymouth, MI

    In honor of the president's speech last night I'm drinking one of my beer from a kit can offerings. Of course it's less beer than ingredients with beer added when I am involved with it. It's loaded with top-line coffee, high-class vanilla extract, chocolate syrup, some hops and other shit that I can't remember from three months ago. The curious thing about this beer is that, like a vampire, no matter how many pictures I took of it from multiple angles with multiple light sources and even multiple cameras it always came out blurry. Long live the shape-shifting white martian reptilian George Bush!

    -Wörtwurst

    Wednesday, January 10, 2007

    2007 Michigan Brewers Guild Winter Beer Festival

    as posted by Corner Brewery

    It's Winter Beer Fest time again! For those of you who missed the inaugural event last year, it was spectacular. Michigan's best breweries presenting their best big, high-gravity, cask and barrel aged beers ... what more could you want?

    Even though the event is outside in Michigan in February, it was suprisingly warm and toasty in the beer tent (the big beers probably helped).
    This year the board has improved things even more with bigger tents, more porta-potties, and some lower octane offerings thrown into the mix.

    Once again, Arbor Brewing Company will be providing bus service to and from the festival. The festival is Saturday, February 24 from noon to 5 pm. The bus will depart Corner Brewery at 9:45 and will depart Arbor Brewing Company at 10:30. We will provide complimentary carry-out coffee at Arbor Brewing Company for all passengers. The bus will depart Lansing's Old Town at 5:30.

    Tickets for the bus are on sale now at both Arbor Brewing and Corner Brewery. Tickets are available for an early-bird price of $25 now through the end of the month and for $30 beginning Feb 1. We only have a limited number of tickets (55) so don't wait until the last minute! Tickets can be purchased over the phone with a credit card (Arbor Brewing Company 213-1393 or Corner Brewery 480-2739) or in person at either bar. Tickets are not location specific so you can purchase tickets at either location and board at either location.

    All tickets are pre-purchased and non-refundable but if we can re-sell your seat we will refund your ticket. Tickets to the festival should be available next week. I don't know who exactly will be there or how many tokens you get so please direct festival-specific questions to the MI Brewers Guild special events coordinator specialevents@michiganbrewersguild.org. Questions regarding bus transportation can be forwarded to Corner Brewery.

    Lost Coast Alleycat Amber Ale



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    Lost Coast Alleycat Amber Ale
    Lost Coast Brewery
    Eureka, CA

    This is one of those long-time standards that make sense. It's hoppy enough to separate it from a regular amber, it's not overly hoppy with a slightly sweet citrus tongue that licks you while you lick your lips and is just about the right alcohol content so that you can pick up where you left off when you started drinking it. It's a strange reversal for me but the cold weather makes me want the lighter beers when I should be craving the stouts and porters that I did all summer.

    -Wörtwurst

    Tuesday, January 09, 2007

    Bavik Wittekerke



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    Bavik Wittekerke
    Brouwerij Bavik
    Belgium

    I usually don't research beer before drinking or reviewing it but for some reason I did with this. Not only did I find a picture of the Beer Hunter--Michael Jackson (no, not that freak)--with his nose in a large glass sniffing the aromatic oats right out of the brew with his billowing bearded chin but also that this witbier is named after a fictitious town modeled after a typical Belgian one. So what. It's a pretty tough little beer for such a lithe body. Again with the lemony snickets here and a white churchy feel. Bach's vespers and a breezy pale white ghost sails by and drops her platlets of cold air across your shadow.

    -Wörtwurst

    Monday, January 08, 2007

    Goose Island Pere Jacques



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    Goose Island Pere Jacques
    Goose Island Brewing Co.
    Chicago, IL

    Oui oui! Thise smeels liike wiiiskey or at least a hard liquor but tastes a lot like caramel apples drenched in wine. Not overly malty as the bottle states but malty enough to get your tongue glued to the roof of your mouth leaving no escape for this toasted cider. The yeast however is quite caustic and gurgles at the top like a lava of bubbles and swirls as if it's being burnt by electricity. There is also a sourness that resonates in the aftertase. Not as a lemon is sour but as a cheese or a buttermilk is a pleasant sour. Kinda like VD but a good kind of VD.

    -Wörtwurst

    Sunday, January 07, 2007

    Bavik Wittekerke Rosé


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    Bavik Wittekerke Rosé
    Brouwerij Bavik
    Harelbeke-Bavikhove, Belgium

    This one has gimmick written all over it. An 8.4 oz aluminum can that resembles an energy drink, an IPODesque logo blowing a kiss into the wind and Rosé The Fruity Pink splashed across the naked figure. So for 99c and a preconceived notion of a wine cooler awaiting me I wasn't exactly surprised or disappointed with what followed. Sure, it tasted like a wine cooler but don't all belgians have that feel to an extent? Maybe not to this degree but it didn't taste awful. The Raspberry flavoring was more akin to a Clearly Canadian Sparkling Water but was tasty enough. Is it beer? By definition, yes. But not by feel. I'd drink it again at your house from your fridge on your tab.

    -Wörtwurst

    Saturday, January 06, 2007

    Reissdorf Kölsch


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    Reissdorf Kölsch
    Brauerei Heinrich Reissdorf
    Köln, Germany

    Good old Barleyvine went to the kölsch homeland and wrote extensively about the beer and the beer and the beer and some other stuff. So, when I happened upon this one I thought, "Hey, that kölsch guy wrote about the kölsch" and I got it. I've had one or two in the style before and the honeycomb of sweet malt is brilliantly tangled in a clean simplicity. One of the more refreshing beers I've ever drunk and best of all very little hop seasoning to kill my sweet tooth cravings. God bless the Germans. Well, the non-murdering world-beaters. All right, bless them too, just keep them away from the weapons of mass detruction.

    -Wörtwurst

    Friday, January 05, 2007

    Bottle update

    I returned about 100 bottles for this fine sixer:

    Dark Horse Tres Blueberry Stout


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    Dark Horse Tres Blueberry Stout
    Dark Horse Brewing Co.
    Marshall, MI

    Tres. What a peculiar way to say stout and blueberry. It's a little bit of a beefy alcohol when combining these two. I mean that literally. But wow what a punch and what a unique offering as well. There are times of heavy blueberry and times of dark chocolate stout and these are miraculous almost. But the times when they meld together aren't so sublime, yet tasty nonetheless. I'm going on memory here a mere 4 or 5 minutes after I initially poured the glass because I have drunk it down so fast and my head is reeling. My guess is a decent percentile of alcools, a hulking amount even, and just right amounts of stout and blueberry. Which takes us back to where I started: Tres. What a peculiar way to say stout and blueberry. Now you say it.

    -Wörtwurst

    Thursday, January 04, 2007

    Beer Blogs and Beer Bottles

    I've already mentioned Hedonist Beer Jive as being my favorite read but Thom's Beer Blog is definitely the best beer blog in terms of pictures and featuring beers not regularly seen on other blogs. I'll admit that I skim through most of the sectioned parts of the review because I'm not particularly concerned with how a beer tastes to somebody else just what it has to offer in terms of style and expectant flavor. Plus many reviews of the same beer are completely different with each reviewer for any various reasons of taste, atmosphere, disposition and so forth. Anyway, damn are the pictures nice! Too bad they don't resize into larger and more detailed shots. Check it out for yourselves, especially you Belgian lovers.

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    My bottle collection is growing and I'm not so sure that this is a good thing. With bottle caps it is easy to toss them into a basket and put them under a table. Of course there is no law that I have to keep these goddamn things and they all have 10c deposits seeing as I'm in Michigan. This could easily translate into a couple "free" six packs from the local store. Something makes me want to keep them nonetheless.







    Strangeways Boddingtons Pub Ale










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    Strangeways Boddingtons Pub Ale
    Strangeways Brewery,
    Manchester, England

    So the little lady says, "Boddingtons' the cat's ass." Mmmmhmm, I say in mocking gesture. "Boddingtons' turns dark in the glass." I see not says the blind man. "Drink up flagon-face." Urgh-oh. "What do you know?" Evil is no substance. It's not an evil brew but it tastes like malt shoved through a centrifuge of sterile water. Nothing taste for a nothing sensibility. Not a world beater but a shiny new model sedan of a can filled with so-so beer. Maybe I should tell you about the cow who almost exploded due to trapped wind because this one's sure boring the tits off me.

    -Wörtwurst

    Wednesday, January 03, 2007

    Boyne River Lake Trout Stout












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    Boyne River Lake Trout Stout
    Boyne River Brewing Co.
    Boyne City, MI

    This apparently retired beer and defunct brewery aren't bad at all. In fact this beer is rather good which gives me great expectations for the other two brews I picked up by them. A sweet molasses caramelesque roasted toasted not oft-boasted about stout with a devout trout on the fabled label. It's relatively low carbonated but that's probably only due to the fact that it's older than the holes in my boxer shorts. I went and bought the remaining three bombers so you bastard beer trolls can look at me with more reverence than you already do. How about that Mr. New Year?

    -Wörtwurst

    Tuesday, January 02, 2007

    2007 Beer Predictions

    Taking a cue from Stan Heironymous I'm going to make my 10 beer predictions for 2007:

    1. The Republican party adopts the Delirium Tremens elephant as its new mascot and is henceforth known as the party of former drunks.

    2. Anheuser-Busch develops a beer called "Invisible" that not only tastes like nothing but comes in an invisible bottle and can not be seen with the naked eye. The one feature that makes the beer recognizable is the cap which no longer says "twist off" but rather "jerk off."

    3. Hedonist Beer Jive's founder and proprietor Jay Hinman makes good on his promise to immerse himself in Belgians throughout the year. So much so that he changes his blog's name to Heavenist Beer Jove and becomes a devout monk.

    4. The Coors' train featured in TV commercials derails and all of the year's booty is lost like the recently discovered 50 year old Coors cans that "looked like cough syrup and smelled like fermented wine and dirt." Ironically in 50 years somebody will find the lost load and exclaim, it "looked like cough syrup and smelled like fermented wine and dirt."

    5. Jolly Pumpkin's founder Ron Jeffries breaks the long-standing myth that JP brews a pumpkin ale by actually doing it. In doing so his pallet of brewing pumpkins develops a rogue organism that turns all of the other JP beers into cheap little imitations of Rolling Rock.

    6. The 40 ouncer and three liter bottle make a wide return to the alcohol scene and SAB Miller takes advantage of the opportunity by calling a newly introduced brew HOOT HOOT JUGGS and adorns the label with a monster pair of breasts that form the eyes of an all-seeing owl.

    7. Pop King Michael Jackson and the reknowned beer critic Michael Jackson form a partnership to develop a Black & Tan beer for mass consumption. The plan fails when the beer repeatedly and mysteriously turns white once poured into a glass.

    8. Civil War breaks out between an alliance of Chicago and Milwaukee brewers against their Michigan counterparts who both claim Lake Michigan as their tap source. As a result a Leinenkugel nuclear submarine sinks a Bell's ferry boat which is clandestinely smuggling it's beer into Illinois causing the entire lake to turn stouty.

    9. The English makers of "Santa's Butt", which was banned in some states in America, nix any ideas of toning down their label and revamp both it and their moniker calling their new brew, "Santa's Groin." Amid an uproar and subsequent Prohibition in certain states the advertising elves are all fired.

    10. The Boston Beer Company changes their namesake beer and logo from Samuel Adams to Al Sharpton.

    B. V. Oranjeboom Lager












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    B. V. Oranjeboom Lager
    Bierbrouwerij B. V.
    Netherlands

    Every half-wit hillbilly beer connoisseur is going to say: "There is no taste! Boooo hooo. It looks like piss in a jar. THIS IS MACRO SWILL!" Well, shut your goddamn mouth and save the rhetoric flyboy because it is beer and it tastes like something. Sure, it doesn't taste like a $9 capful of a turbo-hopped micro but it tastes like beer. Distinctly like a light bodied beer with no displeasing aftertaste or general qualities. Similar to Heineken or St. Pauli's Girl or numerous other macro staples. Plus it's nice to open a can sometimes from Holland isn't it?

    -Wörtwurst






    Monday, January 01, 2007

    Fuller's London Porter












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    Fuller's London Porter
    Fuller Smith & Turner PLC
    Chiswick, London, England

    Heh. Find the beer and the glass will find you. And it did. 69c at the local thrift store. I couldn't be happier with both glass and beverage. Very reminiscent of S. Smith's Taddy Porter but I think the dark tinted bottle keeps all the ingredients within their expected element. Not especially heavy like its American micro counterparts but definitely in league with them. Fru-malty sweetness, choco-smoke and a decent mustache of foam that doesn't want to sleep. But you will Fuller's London Porter, in my satisfied gullet.

    -Wörtwurst