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Brewery Ommegang
Cooperstown, New York

I've been known to mutter or exclaim on occasion, "OMGZ OMMEGANG" to myself and nobody in particular. Not because I particularly find Ommegang's brand of beer exceptional -- personally, I don't -- but because the letters are there and speech is like a Scrabble rack and you might as well opportunize (made up word) the idiolalla (a real word) in the living sphere because your mouth will be defunct in the beyond. What we have here is The Sweetness. Wild yeast, wheaty wispy grains and one puss-smacking sugar-coated hefe-mama. Not corpulent but bawdy with sensual whiskers that give it a faux girth which unfurl alongside the garter and the bodice in this carnal mouth-feeling out. Tighten up your merkin because the ides of spring are almost here cabernet drinker.

-Wörtwurst