Shiner Blonde

Shiner Blonde
Spoetzl Brewery
Shiner, Texas

Hey look, Spoetzl Brewery is celebrating 100 years of independent brewing deep down in the heart of Texas! Not so coincidentally they are also fermenting hundred year old granny Clampett panty broth into this weak limbed blonde. The connotation of Blonde and beer usually conjures up for the beer nerd the thought of "blonde ale" and for the real man: "F YEAH...PUSSY, BRO!" This is a combination of both but mostly the latter. A real lager-fest sans character, ingredients and the shinola that Shiner boasts of. I won't call this a weak lager, I think I'll reserve that for their Light offering which I will sample from their Family Sixer in the coming days, but it's minimal invasion surgery on both your taste buds and your testicles, assuming that you have some. I've been told by the Pliny intelligentsia that I have very little. If I mixed their sacred hop sperm with this beer egg I'm sure I could crack open a stiffly drinkable ale. As is it's just a beer.

-Wörtwurst