Monday, April 13, 2009

Shiner Bohemian Black Lager




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Shiner Bohemian Black Lager
Spoetzl Brewery
Shiner, Texas

Truly, in my own mastodonic way, there is a method to these reviews. Knock something over and then pick it up, I think they call it. Smash a window to create a job sayeth the communist. Exploration not for the sake of exploration but to spoil the path to somebody else's joyous find! Haha. No... really. I know we're chums and all here but I do this for the sake of doing it and nothing else. If not this I'd be writing something else. A novel, perhaps? Pfft! What kind of scourge do you take me for?!?! After all, Nietzsche summed it up best "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book." Here's your book and your black lager, ladder climber. Go make your bed with both. Take extra pillows because the king's thread count is neither enriched or sparsely spun but rather made to give you a middling respite from your labors (add an U if UR an American in old London Town). Not even Spoetzl de deutsche could ruin this one.

-Wörtwurst

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