High Rollers Wheat Beer

High Rollers Wheat Beer
Anderson Valley Brewing Co.
Mendocino County, California

As my beer pictures get worse and worse I think it's high time that I started heaping other forms of wisdom upon you sots than visual stimuli. Here's some thought food: eat cheese curls. No, don't go with that intellectual vagabond Chester Cheeto because he's already sold his soul for a marquee gig. This humble rat on a bag of independent "puffs" is all you need. I learned long ago that the cheaper the cheese curls were the better they tasted. My chemically induced diet demands it of me.

So this beer tastes like an English ale. Ale as in golden hobgoblin scarecrow kind of ale and not an ESB by that London based standard which escapes me presently but is on the tip of my tongue! A caramel apple cidery kind of mild mild bitter. More or less a faceless pale wheat ale. That's kind of redundant isn't it since all pale ales are pretty goddamn boring.

-Wörtwurst