Bell's Sparkling Ale

Bell's Sparkling Ale
Bell's Brewery
Kalamazoo, Michigan

If you like the ideal of Bell's Oberon but not the spermatozoic hop stunterosis (despite the yeast fish food parade dancing inside the fluid [see picture]) within that said beer then you may prefer this one. The connotations of sparkling anything within the alcoholic oeuvre usually brings a pucker to the collective lips and brains of the partaker. This is coming from the idiot who didn't read the bottle and is only finding out now that this is a tripel! Haha. Ah- well. I did think that it tasted a bit Belgian (in my PINT GLASS) but attributed that to it being on the discount shelf. Well then...it's sweet in a biting citrus way though not in a pungent cum swapping potentate smash your head open with a rock if you don't listen to the beer intelligentsia manner. There's also the obligatory bread but a moist yeasty bread which is almost cake for your wide open and accepting tongue, teeth and uvula. Chew on the chunkiness and thank Gawd that you're writing about a beer and not a woman.

-Wörtwurst